My beloved and lovely printer spoil!

Why?!

You were so good the other day printing lecture notes for me! Why wouldn't the damn paper go in and continuously stuck?! Why are you printing but the paper aren't going in?! Why do I have to dig my own money when I am already that broke?! Why?!!!!! Why do you have to spoil my dear beloved printer?

Dearest Printer,

You know I love you right? You are as equally as important as the computer to me as well as food and water. You are like my family member. DO recover from your fever or any other sicknesses you have today, or maybe a flu and work well again tomorrow. Since the paper won't go in, maybe you have a nose block or something? Please, my pretty printer! Please!

Hear my declaration of love for you my printer! I love you and so please work again. I am sorry if I ever treated you badly which I can't remember I ever did T.T


You may think I am crazy but I really do think my printer is important. So let me rant at it since it can save me off from going to computer shop and having this baby fix. Seriously, I am mentally insane somehow.